Salsa chicken, the crockpot kind

Name: Salsa chicken, the crockpot kind
Yield: 4, or 2 twice
Ingredients: about 1.5 lb boneless chicken thighs (breasts work; thighs forgive); Cholula Salsa Medium Original, 12 Ounce; Amazon Grocery Taco Seasoning Mix, Mild Heat, 1 Oz; Amazon Grocery Diced Tomatoes with Mild Green Chilies, 14.5 Oz; Amazon Grocery Black Beans, No Salt Added, 15.25 Oz; Amazon Grocery Canned Whole Kernel Corn, 15.25 Oz; Amazon Grocery 90 Second Jasmine Rice, 8.8 oz

Chicken thighs, one jar, one packet. Walk away.

Serves 4, or 2 twice5 minutes of you, 6 hours of the crockpot

What to buy

Cholula Salsa Medium Original, 12 Ounce SNAP EBT the whole jar $3.28checked today
Amazon Grocery Taco Seasoning Mix, Mild Heat, 1 Oz SNAP EBT the whole packet $0.49checked today
Amazon Grocery Diced Tomatoes with Mild Green Chilies, 14.5 Oz SNAP EBT not drained $0.98checked 3 days ago
Amazon Grocery Black Beans, No Salt Added, 15.25 Oz SNAP EBT drained, near the end $0.98checked today
Amazon Grocery Canned Whole Kernel Corn, 15.25 Oz SNAP EBT drained, near the end $0.75checked 3 days ago
Amazon Grocery 90 Second Jasmine Rice, 8.8 oz ×2 to put it on $1.25checked 4 days ago

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BEN'S ORIGINAL Ready Rice Spanish Style Flavored Rice, Easy Dinner Side, 8.8 oz Pouch ×2 SNAP EBT instead of Amazon Grocery 90 Second Jasmine Rice, 8.8 oz $2.24checked today

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From the grocery store

about 1.5 lb boneless chicken thighs (breasts work; thighs forgive). Any store, on the way home. Not in the cart button; we do not sell chicken.

From your kitchen

a crockpot, two forks, salt.

What to do

Chicken in the crockpot. Salsa over it, packet over that, tomatoes and chilies on top, juice and all. Do not stir. It does not care.
Lid on. Low for 6 hours, or high for 3. Leave the house if you like.
Shred the chicken in the pot with two forks. It falls apart; that is the thighs doing their job. Stir in the drained beans and corn and give it 15 more minutes.
Rice in the microwave, 90 seconds. Chicken on the rice. Tomorrow it goes in a tortilla and nobody has to know it is the same dinner.

If you want to show off

Frank's RedHot Hot Sauce, Original, Made with Cayenne Peppers, Ready-To-Use SNAP EBT a few shakes, if you want heat $3.54checked today
Amazon Grocery Diced Jalapeños, Hot, 4 Oz SNAP EBT jalapenos on top $0.88checked today

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